They arrived in Boston with little chance.
Thought they’d take one at North Station.
But our Celtics knew that they’d advance
and send the Heat home on vacation.

Perk and Rondo, they sure started strong.
Blocking shots, nice passes made.
Captain Paul and KG hit the boards
Forcing jump shots by D. Wade.

The officials made life awful though
Against Miami, they’d call no fouls.
If that crew sang sweet soul music,
They’d be Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles.

Quarter three, it made me scratch my head.
We should have closed this thing out early.
Poor defense and bad turnovers.
Again we’re Larry, Moe and Curly.

This Miami team, they could not size up.
Baby’d drive, score then he’d boogie.
Wade and Chalmers were their offense.
The rest would need a Stooges Noogy.

Now it’s off to Cleveland to face Lebron.
We’ll need the bench (that’s you Rasheed),
To turn it up another notch.
Or this series, we will concede.