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My biggest concern about the new technical foul rule that got Kevin Garnett  ejected last night for laughing (GASP!!!)? Tommy Heinsohn‘s health. I mean, it’s only the preseason, and he almost blew a gasket. Only Tommy could sum up the rule so succinctly: “NBA: It’s Stupid!”
Yahoo! Sports’ Adrian Wojnarowski challenged  the league’s stars — and therefore the biggest draws (cha-ching!) — to dare the refs to eject them from regular-season games. Fans won’t be too happy if they pay big bucks for the Celtics-Heat showdown on opening night (tickets are going  for as much as $8,950), and LeBron James  or KG are tossed a few minutes into the game.
Even before Jermaine O’Neal  got a second tech in as many nights for (barely) reacting to a whistle last night, he expressed his concern over the stricter rules to Wojnarowski:
‘These new rules are very, very excessive. They’re telling us the general public says we whine too much, but look at the way the NBA’s business is growing globally. I can see both sides of this. No one wants to see complaining over every call, but look at the rules. You can’t even make a hand gesture — never mind say anything. It’s going to be interesting to see the first two weeks of the season and how all this slows the pace.
‘The message we’re getting is that this is about cleaning up the perceptions of the NBA. We never really know the reasons. We’re just a product out there that gets the memos.’
Just what the NBA needs: Referees with more power.
SHAQ’S WORD OF THE DAY: ‘PAU GASOLISH’
Video killed the radio star, and Shaquille O’Neal  killed the true center. The New York media crowded around Shaq last night in hopes of getting a few precious gems from The Big Shamrock. And they obviously got them .
“I think I killed off all the centers, and now all the centers want to play the European-style basketball. There’s only 1.5 or 2 real centers left, Dwight Howard  and Yao Ming . Every now and then Yao Ming steps outside and wants to shoot jumpers, but it’s gone more toward the European style. The days of Patrick Ewing  and Rik Smits and Kevin Duckworth and Robert Parish , those days are over, thanks to me.”
“I’ve never lost a series to a guy shooting jumpers — besides Pau [Gasol], but Pau has a couple of extra weapons with him. There hasn’t been a center that has won shooting jumpers. Pau is 60-40 — 60 inside and 40 shooting jumpers. So I think the centers are getting a little more Pau Gasolish.”
Shaq also reiterated his team goal (a 5th ring) and revealed his individual goal: passing Wilt Chamberlain  in scoring. He trails Wilt by 3,164 points, so he’d have to average 19.3 points, playing all 82 games in each of the two seasons on his contract. The C’s can only hope.
AMERICA’S MOST WANTED … BALD MEN
KG and Shaq both made GQ Magazine’s list  of the 100 Most Powerful Bald Men in America. Whoever made the list demonstrated their vast knowledge of NBA history by calling KG a three-time MVP, even though he only won one (in 2004).
Wait a second, Vin Diesel made the list, and I didn’t ? I’ve been rocking the bald look as a white guy since my hairline started running away from my face in college. A little respect.
VON WAFER  WANTS MORE
Von Wafer is in jeopardy of failing to make the Celtics roster, but that’s not stopping him. According to SLAM Magazine , he not only wants a roster spot; he wants playing time: ‘I’m not just trying to make it; I’m trying to play, too. Just making it is not enough for me.’
That might be a tall order for an offense-first scorer who isn’t scoring … unless the C’s suffer six injuries at the guard spot.
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