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NBA Power Rankings, 10/14

10.14.10 at 12:12 pm ET
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Los Angeles Lakers1. LA Lakers: Lamar Odom hired his mother-in-law, Kris Jenner, as his new manager. If the knee injuries to Kobe Bryant and Andrew Bynum don’t spell doom for the Lakers, this could, as anybody who has seen “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” can attest. We’ll leave them in the top spot — until Kris makes Odom pose nude or something.

Boston Celtics2. Boston: After his jumper to beat the Knicks, Paul Pierce appears to be up to his old game-winning ways. And the Celtics bench seems to keep getting deeper and deeper. The play of Semih Erden, Stephane Lasme and Luke Harangody has been an encouraging sign. So far, the injury bug has only claimed Delonte West, and he’s suspended for 10 games anyway.

Miami Heat3. Miami: First it was Dwyane Wade’s hamstring, and now it’s LeBron James’ leg cramps. I heard somewhere that if Wade really does miss the remainder of the preseason, the Heat’s Big 3 (do they have a nickname yet?) will have only played a few minutes together before taking on the Celtics on opening night. I think it’s just a marketing ploy.

Oklahoma City Thunder4. Oklahoma City: Larry Brown recently called the Thunder everything that’s right with the NBA: young, talented and well-behaved. I couldn’t agree more. This team should be fun to watch all season long, especially if Longar Longar makes the roster.

Dallas Mavericks5. Dallas: With this new technical foul rule, how much in fines do you think Mark Cuban will spend this year? I’m putting the over/under at $1 million. In other news, I love the nickname for Mavericks rookie Dominique Jones: DoJo.

Orlando Magic6. Orlando: If Dwight Howard really is taking the game more seriously, I might’ve been completely wrong about the Magic. An angry Dwight Howard is not somebody I’d like to meet in a dark alley. Even Shaq is backing away from his jabs about the faux Superman.

Portland Trail Blazers7. Portland: Brandon Roy told reporters, “I want the ball a lot more.” Try staying healthy first, Brandon. By the way, who is more than Greg Oden that the Brett Favre genitals story broke? Now, Greg’s not the most famous athlete sexter.

Chicago Bulls8. Chicago: Who has an easier road to the playoffs than the Bulls? I mean, have you checked out the Central Division lately? Cleveland. Detroit. Indiana. Milwaukee. Should we just give them the division title now, or do we have to wait until the end of the season?

Utah Jazz9. Utah: The Jazz are 3-0. Is that the best record an Al Jefferson team has had since he was in high school? Big Al’s teams have had a 163-329 (.331) in his six-year NBA career. Still, I don’t think that means anything for Utah this season.

Atlanta Hawks10. Atlanta: Did you know that the Hawks drafted former WWF wrestler Giant Gonzalez in 1988? Well, Giant died recently at the age of 44. Even if the Hawks still had him, they’d be the fifth-best team in the Eastern Conference — at best.

San Antonio Spurs11. San Antonio: The Spurs became the first team to knock off the Miami Heat this preseason. And then they waived New Zealander Kirk Penney, who’s former team was called — and you can make this stuff up — the New Zealand Tall Blacks. Really?

New York Knicks12. New York: The Knicks keep flip-flopping around these rankings, even in the preseason. I liked what I saw from them against the Celtics, especially their new Russian assassin: Timofey Mozgov. As Ivan Drago said, “I defeat all man. Soon I defeat real champion.”

Phoenix Suns13. Phoenix: Suns coach Alvin Gentry had to ask his players to give more effort. Never a good sign. I may end up being wrong about these Suns making the playoffs. Still, I’m not sure who else from the Western Conference could oust them.

Houston Rockets14. Houston: It’s always good to see Yao Ming playing again. I love when that guy says, “NBA: I love this game.” And Kevin Martin is looking like a major player this season.

Denver Nuggets15. Denver: I’m starting to think having Carmelo Anthony, Chauncey Billups, Kenyon Martin and J.R. Smith all playing for contracts is a good thing for the Nuggets.

Milwaukee Bucks16. Milwaukee: Andrew Bogut may be playing hurt all season long, and the Bucks’ backup center is who exactly? Jon Brockman? Drew Gooden? Larry Sanders? Triple ouch.

Los Angeles Clippers17. LA Clippers: So, Blake Griffin really is a monster. Not to mention the fact that a Kaman-Griffin frontcourt duo sounds like some crazy rare bird who will devour all of mankind.

Golden State Warriors18. Golden State: Coach Keith Smart hopes the Warriors take fewer 3-pointers this season. Um, you do realize Stephen Curry and Monta Ellis are on your team, right?

Sacramento Kings19. Sacramento: Despite the question marks, this team continues to rise on these rankings. By the way, Kings owner George Maloof got arrested. Hey, isn’t that the players’ job?

New Orleans Hornets20. New Orleans: The Hornets signed DJ Mbenga? Well, then, NBA take notice! And they beat Miami, you say? Oh, that’s right, it was the LeBron- and Wade-less Heat. Nevermind.

Memphis Grizzles21. Memphis: Will Mike Conley start playing like a No. 4 pick? Will O.J. Mayo take the next step? Is Zach Randolph crazy? These are all questions the Grizzlies need to answer.

Philadelphia 76ers22. Philadelphia: You know who continues to fall on these rankings? The 76ers. Forget what I said about them being frisky. Actually, forget about them altogether.

Indiana Pacers23. Indiana: Taxpayers are protesting a $10 million budget item that would subsidize the Pacers at Conseco Fieldhouse. I would to, considering the team they’re putting on the floor.

Minnesota Timberwolves24. Minnesota: Any fan who buys a 10-game “Flex pack” to Timberwolves games this season gets their name in lights on an electronic billboard on the arena. Yippee! Is that really how the T-Wolves plan on getting fans in the seats?

Washington Wizards25. Washington: If you needed any more proof that Gilbert Arenas has lost his mind, he faked a knee injury so a teammate could start in his place. I know this is a crazy idea,  but how about asking the coach to start the other guy instead? Should be a strange Wizards season.

Charlotte Bobcats26. Charlotte: Wait, the Bobcats have Kwame Brown? I may have been wrong about them. He was a No. 1 pick after all, so he can’t be that bad, right? Wrong. He’s that bad.

New Jersey Nets27. New Jersey: Thanks to Russian owner Mikhail Prokorov, the Nets and Stoli Vodka have become business partners. And New Jersey will continue to play as if they’ve been partners all along. Zing.

Detroit Pistons28. Detroit: The Pistons are looking for 50 die-hards to fill their new uber-fan section, “The Pistons Power Plant.” Good luck finding 50 fans of any kind with this team.

Cleveland Cavaliers29. Cleveland: So, a Wisconsin-based company called Perfect Timing released their annual NBA wall calendars, and guess who’s on the cover for the Cavs? Yup, LeBron. Way to rub it in. Perfect Timing indeed.

Toronto Raptors30. Toronto: Did you see Stephane Lasme facialize Andrea Bargnani? Bargnani is supposed to be one of the Raptors’ best players this year, and Lasme could be the last man on the C’s bench. Needless to say, that’s not a good sign for the folks in Toronto.

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