It’s time to take you into the weekend with the sixth edition of Celtics on eBay. We ask, “Would you pay [a pretty penny] for [current or former member of the Celtics]‘ [eBay item]?” Confusing enough? Good. Let’s get started.

Last week I actually bid three months of a blogger’s salary (or $20) for Tommy Heinsohn‘s handwritten thoughts from his Hall of Fame enshrinement day in 1986, but someone out-bid me by 50 cents about five minutes before the auction ended. Oh, well. I guess that’s the price you don’t pay. At least I know now that I have a nemesis out there — a Kurt Rambis to my Kevin McHale, if you will.

Anyhow, this week’s item is a game-used bat from Danny Ainge‘s storied career as a member of the Blue Jays from 1979-81 — for the low, low price of $350. A brief rundown of Ainge’s time in Toronto: .220 batting average, .264 on-base percentage and .269 slugging percentage. A modern-day Fritz Knothe if I ever did see one.

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Want to waste more time this weekend? Vote on these overpriced/awesome Celtics items from previous weeks:

• Ray Allen‘s Nike Air Jordan VIII shoes for $1,450 (“hell no”: 169; “hell yes”: 115)
• (Not) Tony Gaffney‘s 1-carat diamond earrings for $3,950 (“hell no”: 91; “hell yes”: 6)
• Arnie Risen‘s 1957 Celtics contract for $1,200 (“hell no”: 36; “hell yes”: 11)
• Red Auerbach‘s signed cigar for $310 (“hell yes” 68; “hell no” 15)
• Tommy Heinsohn‘s Hall of Fame thoughts for $20 (“hell yes” 59; “hell no” 7)