If nothing else, the brawl between Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo  and Nets forward Kris Humphries gave birth to a brand new Celtics-New York rivalry.
“Anyone know where I can get a quick Tetanus shot in Boston?” Humphries tweeted  along with a picture of his battle wounds after Rondo shoved him into the front row.
The C’s response? “Some guys are tough,” answered Jason Terry . “Some guys pretend to be. He’s one of those that pretends to be. I played with him. Maybe that’s the role [Brooklyn coach] Avery [Johnson] wants him to have, but he could leave that to somebody else.”
Terry dubbed Humphries “soft,” a term coach Doc Rivers  used to describe his Celtics. Added Terry: “Humphries might as well come play with us then, if that’s the case.”
Meanwhile, Reggie Evans , who beat out Kevin Garnett  for the title of “dirtiest player in the NBA” in a Sports Illustrated poll of players  last season, lobbed this grenade at Rondo via the New York Daily News : “That’s just like a mosquito in your face. Eventually, you are going to swat at the mosquito, right? You aren’t going to let mosquitos in your face. You are going to get bumps all over your face. So, you have to knock the mosquito down.”
Added Brooklyn point guard Deron Williams: ‘We’re not going to back down. It’s not about being tough guys or anything like that. But we’re not going to back down.’
And newest Nets star Joe Johnson , who also witnessed Rondo’s last suspension-worthy act  in the C’s-Hawks playoff series this past May, to The New York Times : ‘We’re trying to hold our own at this point. If you want to do anything special in the Eastern Conference, the Boston Celtics  are in the way.’
As Garnett said, “This ain’t the Girl Scouts. This ain’t the Boy Scouts. This is the NBA.” And this is Boston-New York. If nothing else, Rondo gave everyone an early Christmas gift, because the next meeting between the Celtics and Nets — at noon on Dec. 25 — just got more interesting. Get your Girl Scout cookies ready.