In classic Kevin Garnett  fashion, he didn’t even pack his clothes when he got traded from the Celtics . Just up and left. Probably showed up in Brooklyn with a pair of mesh shorts, a basketball and a scarf. Oh, those scarves .
Those scarves might be yours at SportsWorld, the local memorabilia shop charged with selling KG’s wardrobe  for $50 an item. Of course, you could have his Concord home, too, but that $4.85 million price tag is a little steep.
Besides, think of all his memorable duds. That Gino t-shirt . The suits he wore for his introductory press conference , the ESPYs  and yelling at Ben Gordon . That Hawaiian shirt . His professor jacket . Anyone for tennis attire ? A feather boa . DJ Lance Rock costume . Camouflage capri pants . All  those  v-neck  sweaters . And  cardigans . And the Mr. Rogers look . All amazing. All potentially up for grabs.
Something tells me the fire sale doesn’t include his $2,000 chrome heart hipster glasses , five-figure diamond earrings  or six-figure Aire’s Traveler watch , but I call the frying pan he used to make those famous tortillas .