|Would you pay $3,950 for Tony Gaffney’s diamond earrings?||08.05.11 at 5:10 pm ET|
Since people seemed to respond to last Friday’s poll question, “Would you pay $1,450 for Ray Allen’s Air Jordans?” — with 159 of 263 voters answering, “Hell no” — I figured we’d add a new running feature on Friday afternoons: “Would you pay [ridiculous amount] for [current or former member of the Celtics]’ [eBay item]?” Confusing enough? Good. Let’s get started.
Apparently, former UMass star Tony Gaffney — who signed a contract with the Celtics on April 13, 2010 and was subsequently waived on Oct. 1, 2010 after never appearing in an NBA game — is selling a pair of pre-owned diamond stud earrings from Kay Jewelers (“Every kiss begins with Kay!”) on eBay for the low, low price of $3,950 with the question, “Have You ever dreamed in having a collectible piece from a Big NBA Team Basketball player??? Well here is your chance to look like a NBA professional player in great class!!!”
Now, I’m guessing the earrings cost less than half of that price brand new, but you do get a receipt with two priceless Gaffney signatures on it. To be fair, it does say that “part of the money will be donated for charity.” Of course, that charity gets just 10 percent of the nearly $4K and is called the Council of Fashion Designers of America. So, here goes …
UPDATE: Commenter Tony Gaffney, who we have reason to believe is the real deal, weighed in: “This is kinda funny. I don’t really know who is claiming these to be mine or trying to sell them as me, but let’s be real, that isn’t me. And who in their right mind would by 1 ct. earrings for almost $4,000?!?! Nonetheless, if you’re crazy and were considering buying these because they were mine, don’t, because they aren’t, and they are certainly not worth $4,000.” There you have it, folks. These diamond earrings are neither Gaffney’s nor being sold by Gaffney. By the way, love that five people were willing to spend $4K on these …
Latest from Bleacher Report
- Why Celtics Will Be Better Than Expected in 2014-15
- Should Celtics Fans Buy or Sell Rondo's Hot Start?
- Lessons Learned from Celtics so Far
- Why Green Will Finally Succeed in Boston
- C's Big Offense Showing a Sign of Things to Come?
- Green's Transition to PF Could Reshape NBA Career Arc
- Could Rondo's Play Increase the Chances He's Dealt?